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I’ve only had sex with 1 man in my life, and that was 12 years ago when I was 19. He was a 48 year old married man with two grown children. He was about 5′9″ 190 1bs with balding hair and a black beard with some grey. Although he appeared to be a little on the chubby side, he actually had a solid thick ... [full story]

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If you are trying to get a girlfriend, odds are you've spent quite a bit of money going out on dates. If you are going to dinner once in awhile, there is little need to worry. Once you start going to nice restaurants two or three times a week, then you are looking at some big bills. So this begs the question - ... [full story]

Every guy out there wants to know how to make out better. Let's be honest - it's fun! It also leads to things escalating to the bedroom. A lot of guys underestimate just how important a good make out session is. Making out with a girl is a big deal. It's usually the thing that happens between you and a woman that is ... [full story]

In today's volatile economy, it seems that having fun has gone by the wayside and staying at home, eating home cooked meals and finding entertainment via the television or in playing computer games has become a way of life. Gone are the expensive dinners out, the expensive social events that were prevalent in the past and the costly club life where cover charges and drink ... [full story]

Getting tired of your normal dating routine of dining, shopping, movies and more dining, shopping and movies? You wonder why your love life is no longer filled with the sparks and romance and how dating now seems so boring? Even your sex life seems like a routine?Romantic dating might no longer be elusive to you now. Break out of your mundane dating routine and learn ... [full story]

More than a few sexually suggestive lines from the Star Wars trilogy...'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!' 'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?' 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.' 'You've got something jammed in here real good.' 'Aren't you a little ... [full story]

These days, safe sex isn't just a good idea, it's a matter of life and death. Here are some valuable tips to help you "play it safe"... Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly.Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex.Don't fall for lines like, "God protects his ... [full story]

Sex forms an important role in nearly all of Cris Mazza's writings. In her recent novel, Dog People, sex became the common denominator in a funny story about the relationships between canines and human beings. With her new collection of short stories, Mazza again focuses on sex — wonderful, glorious, necessary and sometimes disturbing relationships between members of the human species. Former Virgin (FC2 paperback, ... [full story]

Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better than Sex! I was perusing the 'net and found many reasons why chocolate is better than sex! I was in a light and funny mood and this is what I collected over the past week! Enjoy! Chocolate is divine! 1) You can GET chocolate. 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate. ... [full story]