Always think larger than life

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Jeevan ke Katu Satya
Always think larger than life....


#1 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!

#2 Saamp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.

#3 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat karna.

#4 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat ta hain.

#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.

#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.

#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.

#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.

#9 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.

#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.

#11 Choochiyaan aur jazbaad, jitne dabaao utne hee ubharte hain.

#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.

#13 Tootee (tap) aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.

#14 Tattey (Auntey, Gotey) jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche hee!

#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.

#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.

#17 Chut chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to Lund se hi padegi.

#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.

#19 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.

#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
hi padti hai.

#21 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.

#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.

#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.

#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.

#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.

#26 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.

#27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.

#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.

#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.

#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.

#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai

#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!

#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!

#34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!

#35 Naukari aur gaand sabki lagti hai.

#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur Gand se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!

#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gaand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai

#38 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.

#39 Nayee chut ka maza nau din tak hota hai!

#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!

#41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!

#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay (income) aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!

#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.

#44 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.

#45 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.

#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.

#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni
Hatheli.....but have sex daily.

#48 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.

#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.