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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Nationality Test1. You decide that the relationship with your partner is over. How do you break the news you are leaving? (a) Leave a tearful note on the table and slip quietly away. (b) Calmly discuss the reasons with your partner for your decision. (c) Attack them with a chair in front of a rabble of cheering pumped-up inbreds on national television. ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly. Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Take This Scientific Quiz to Determine Your Guyness Quotient 1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Subject: NEW VIRUS ALERT! If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes" delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It will drink all ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Friday, 4:30 PM: "Fools! They all laughed at my death ray! They had the audacity to call me mad! Well, soon… soon the time will come for them to pay for their arrogance… and I will taste my sweet revenge!"Friday, 5:15 PM: "Imbecilic morons! Let them try to block my way with their road construction! Well, I will have the last laugh! I will route ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS IN THE ALBUQUERQUE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS: 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 3. Please excuse ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Before - You take my breath away After - I feel like I'm suffocating Before - Twice a night After - Twice a monthBefore - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation After - She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac Before - Saturday Night Fever After - Monday Night Football Before ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 A - Absolutely adore each other B - Be best friends C - Compromise D - Discover new things together E - Encourage each other F - Forgive and forget G - Gaze into each others eyes H - Hold hands and hug a lot I - Inspire and ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 Contrary to what many women believe, it's fairly easy to develop a long-term, stable, intimate, and mutually fulfilling relationship with a guy. Of course this guy has to be a Labrador retriever. With human guys, it's extremely difficult. This is because guys don't really grasp what women mean by the term relationship. Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman ... [full story]
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By Anoop Bajwa on April 06,2008
 "Where are your bananas?" It seemed like a logical question to ask. For all of my forty trips around the sun, bananas were a key item to place in the grocery cart. For the first time I could recall, the banana bin was empty. So I asked a store worker where the bananas were. "We don't have any," he replied. "We'll be getting some in ... [full story]
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