A love letter from HR executive

 Dearest Ms Juliet

I am very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in Love with you
since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting
held between us on the 27th of July. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present
myself as a prospective lover. 


Our love affair would be on probation for a
period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made
permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there
 will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. 

The expenses incurred for coffee and
entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on
your performance, I might take up a larger share of the
 expenses. However I am broadminded enough to
be taken care of, on your expense account. 

I request you to kindly respond within 30
days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled
without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
 I would be happy, if you could forward this
letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. 

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

Romeo ( HR Executive )