Ans1) Ek bigadti hai to ruk jaati hai..
Doosri bigadti hai to shuroo ho jati hai!!
Ans2) Ek tik-tik karti hai ..
Doosri kit-kit karti hai !!
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A couple go to the "wishing well"
Husband leans forward, throws a coin in the well, and makes a wish
Wife also leans..but a bit more and hence falls into the well
Husband says "God !! It really works"
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Dhirubhai : Beta Anil, Kaisa Chal RahaHai Reliance telecom ???
Anil : Hello, helloo....Kaun ??
Sunai Nahin De raha.... Aap mere Tata Indicom Mobile par call kijiye
....
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To be happy with a man - you need to understand him a lot and love
him little.
To be happy with a woman - you need to love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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Can't believe things people do these days...
I was sitting next to this guy in the Mandir, and right in the
middle of the Aarti he lit up a Cigarette!! I was so shocked, I almost
dropped my Beer!
What is the full form of Singh ?
S-sardar; I-insaan; N-nahi; G-gadha; H-hai.
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Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga.
Another
sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidentally, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha
kya?" Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar
chalte the, woh kya kar rahe honge...think...... "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought,
thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai
deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
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Sardarni asks her lover, "Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a
ring?"
"Sure" replies santa. "What's ur phone no?"
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