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If I Died

By Anoop Bajwa on October 28,2007

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A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?"
"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.     We all need companionship."
If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it.     I'm not going to get rid of my house.     I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000.     It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies.     "She's left-handed."

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