Say you love me

Here're some story to be examble :

1) One man go to rhe coffee shop . The waiter go to his table and ask him:
Waiter: Do you want to drink some black coffee ?
Customer: What're another color do you have ?


2)Gilr : Say you love me ! Say you love me !...
Boy : You love me !

Next story:
3) Teacher : George Washinton not only chooped down his father's tree , he also admtted doing it . Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?
Student : Because he still have the axe in his hand !!!

Continue with this story :
4) Teacher : Can you give an examble with Coincidence ?
Student : Sir , " my mother and my father married in same day and same time !!! "