SMS Collection

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn’t. 2.. I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3.. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. 4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5.. Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 6.. ... [full story]

Dont think that i love you niether with your body nor with your soul ive loved only that image which i was in search.Touch my heart & u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear, Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always be a special part of me. Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat ... [full story]

Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as any other fragile and precious thingDon't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,is certain for those who are friends.Every gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness...Your friends will know you better in the first minute you meet than your ... [full story]

1) I'm not the KING bt I have A RICH heart,I'm not the BEST but I try my Best,I may not be right in everything but I'm sure I wasn't wrong in choosing u as my f rnd 2) Lovely roses & lovely you and lovely are the things u do.. But the loveliest is the frendship of the two, ... [full story]

Let Me Guess what U R doing Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Oho! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing Me and reading My SMS na!! Oh now U R smiling ... [full story]

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more... HAPPY BIRTHDAYSomebody up there Loves you Somebody down here cares for you Happy Birthday!!! This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be ... [full story]

Unki galiyon se gujarna ab aadat si ho gayi hai Unhe har pal chahne ek chahat si ho gayi hai Kisi pe marne wale ham na the Par har pal unpe marna ibadat si ho gayi haiIt's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.Tumhara Naam likh kr mitana bhool ... [full story]

It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart! If I get scared,wld u ... [full story]

1) Tumse milkar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,ab hume chhod kar mat jana yaar,bin tere hum jee na payenge,tum na hoge to hum . . . . . . ULLU KISKO BANAYNGE. 2) Ab itni rat ko apun apko kisi baba ka satsng sunane k liy msg nai kia Comnsense ki bat hai ki apko gud nite bolne ka tha.Chalo ludak jao..Good Night... ... [full story]

• Virgin Airline ad: We are much more experienced than our name suggests!• One guy asks the other: Hey, have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman? The second guy: No, but I've woken up with a few.• What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes? Stay out of BED for two days.• What's common between U and Christmas tree? The balls ... [full story]