Comedy Shayari

Tajmahal ko dekh kar,
Bola shahjahan ka pota,
Aaj hamaara bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada "Dewana" naa hota...

VOH SADAK KE IS PAAR THI
HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE
KUCH HUM AAGE BADHE, KUCH VOH AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
HUM KUCH AUR AAGE BADHE, VOH BHI KUCH AUR AAGE BADHI
AB HUM SADAK KE US PAR THE, AUR VOH SADAK KE IS PAR THI.

Gum woh cheez hai ...
-- Wah ! Kya dard hai ! --
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai

Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal ! Big deal !

Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! w! ell played! well played!!

Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha......
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.......
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa......

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi

Kyon apni kabra khod raha hai galib
La, phawda mujhe de..

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....

Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chha! liye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye

Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao........

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi......
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

before marrige
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti

after marriage
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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti

Aaj ! aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain....
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !!!

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita

Khud ko kar buland itnaa
Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
aur khuda tumse puche
'Abe sale gadhe. ab utrega kaise

LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
LAL DIWAR PAR CHUNE SE LIKHA THA GHALIB NE
YAHAN LIKHANA MANA HAI.

Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai...

Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon...

kabootar ke do par
    (wah wah)
kabootar ke do par....
ek idhar ek udhar

ja raha tha jindagi ki raah me galib ki mod aaya
    (bahut  khoob)
to     ja raha tha jindagi ki raah me galib ki mod aaya

aur mein mud gaya.

aasman mein char tare
aasman mein char tare
do tumhare do hamare